WHO IS BURD?
From Sesame Street to the Streets
WANTED: FOR BEING TOO BASED
The Rise
Once beloved by millions, Big Burd taught children the alphabet and the importance of friendship. Emmy winner. Role model. American icon.
The Fall
One fateful tweet about Cookie Monster's "alleged connections" sent Burd spiraling. Fired, cancelled, and living behind a dumpster within 30 days.
The Comeback?
Now on Base, attempting his 17th comeback through memecoins. Still tweeting from stolen WiFi. Still undefeated in delusion.
BURD STATS (LIVE)
-$69,420
Net Worth
847
Days Homeless
16
Failed Tokens
∞
Delusion Level
